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Daane's Songs
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Carol of the Fists
Look how the fists,
strong iron fists,
all seem to say,
enemies will pay
Our lord is here,
bringing all fear,
to young and old,
meek and the bold,
Smash crush smash
that is their song
with aweful ring
all are fighting
one seems to hear
sounds that bring fear
from everywhere
filling the air
Oh how they pound,
raising the sound,
o'er hill and dale,
telling their tale,
Daily they pound
Kneel on the ground
Sounds that bring fear,
Tyrogatore is here,
Deadly, deadly, deadly, deadly Lizard,
Deadly, deadly, deadly, deadly Lizard,
On on they send ,
on without end,
their aweful tone to every home
Crush Smash crush smash, mush Crash
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The Twelve Days of
Smofena
-On the first day of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
A XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the second day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the third day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the Fourth day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
FOUR MAGIC RINGS,
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the Fifth day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
Five pounds of Mithral,
FOUR MAGIC RINGS,
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the Sixth day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
Six centuries to live in,
Five pounds of Mithral,
FOUR MAGIC RINGS,
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the Seventh day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
Seven stalwart companions,
Six centuries to live in,
Five pounds of Mithral,
FOUR MAGIC RINGS,
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the Eighth day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
Eight schools of magic,
Seven stalwart companions,
Six centuries to live in,
Five pounds of Mithral,
FOUR MAGIC RINGS,
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the Nineth day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
Nine cowering Cultists,
Eight schools of magic,
Seven stalwart companions,
Six centuries to live in,
Five pounds of Mithral,
FOUR MAGIC RINGS,
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the Tenth day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
Ten dead Frost Giants,
Nine cowering Cultists,
Eight schools of magic,
Seven stalwart companions,
Six centuries to live in,
Five pounds of Mithral,
FOUR MAGIC RINGS,
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the Eleventh day of of Smofena, my
Lord Smofarf blessed me with:
Eleven Bards Singing,
Ten dead Frost Giants,
Nine cowering Cultists,
Eight schools of magic,
Seven stalwart companions,
Six centuries to live in,
Five pounds of Mithral,
FOUR MAGIC RINGS,
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer...
-On the Twelth day of of Smofena, my Lord
Smofarf blessed me with:
Twelve months of adventure,
Eleven Bards Singing,
Ten dead Frost Giants,
Nine cowering Cultists,
Eight schools of magic,
Seven stalwart companions,
Six centuries to live in,
Five pounds of Mithral,
FOUR MAGIC RINGS,
Three Kingly Meals,
Two Feathered Hats,
and a XXX Keg of Beer... |
Walking in Evil Wizard’s
Dungeon
Alarm
spells ring, are you listening,
In the
hall, blood is glistening
A
marvelous sight,
We’re
ready tonight,
Walking in
an Evil Wizard’s Dungeon.
Gone away
is the wizard,
Here to
stay a new apprentice
He casts a
harsh spell,
A monster
from hell,
Walking in
an Evil Wizard’s Dungeon.
In the
room, we call for Montaron,
Then tell
him, to use a healing wand
He'll say:
Are you fine?
We’ll say:
Not this time,
But you
can do the job
Since
you’ve come down.
Later on,
we'll conspire,
As we
dream by the fire
To face
unafraid,
The plans
that we've made,
Walking in
an Evil Wizard’s Dungeon.
In the pit
we found a horror,
And
For’Jeck named him Bender
We'll have
lots of fun with the wolfman,
When
Bender decides to hook him down.
Magic
Items, ain't they thrilling,
Swords,
wands, anything that’s a killing
We'll
fight and play, the Silversword way,
Walking in
an Evil Wizard’s Dungeon.
Walking in
an Evil Wizard’s Dungeon,
Walking in
an Evil Wizard’s Dungeon.
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Oh Darkest Day
Oh Darkest Day!
The moon is ever hidden
It is the day the Balor hoped would come!
Long lay Allar in wait and ever pining
Till it appear'd and he took the dwarven
soul.
A thrill of despair the weary world
cringes
For yonder breaks a vile and treacherous
morn!
Fall on your knees
Oh hear the demon laughing
Oh sad dark day
Oh day the Balor came
Oh darkest day
Oh darkest day
Led by the light of Faith serenely beaming
With glowing hearts we heroes stand
So led by light of a sword sharply
gleaming
Here come the wise gnome from foreign land
The King of demons laid low and in danger
In all our trials we stood together.
Truly it taught us to help one another
Its law is chaos and Our mission is peace
Chains it won't break for it is enslaved
forever
And because of us his evil shall cease
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus
raise,
Let all around praise our victory.
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Hark the Dwarven Heralds Sing
Hark the dwarven heralds sing
Glory to the newly crowned king
Peace in the earth and no mercy while
Gods and men are so vile
Joyful, all ye nations rise
Join the triumph, spurn the lies
With the arcane magic proclaim:
The King is crowned by Smofarf
Hark the dwarven heralds sing
Glory to the newly crowned king
Magic by all is adored
Smofarf the everlasting lord
All in time behold him cast
His divine knowledge is vast
Draped in flesh for all to see
Hail the incarnate deity
Pleased as dwarf with dwarf to dwell
Thron, be hailed and ever be well
Hark the dwarven heralds sing
Glory to the newly crowned king
Hail the heaven born Mountain King!
Hail the Son of Arcane Glory!
Wealth and power is all He brings
Inspired by our ancient kings
His duty he never lets pass by
His enemies will surely die
Born to raise the sons of earth
Born to bring them gold and mirth
Hark the dwarven heralds sing
Glory to the newly crowned king
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Deck the Pirates
Deck the pirates and the slavers,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Mock the villain as he labors,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Load we now our mighty cannon,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
To defeat those who laid an hand on
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing sail before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the bell and join the boarders.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
While I tell of our found treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away our mission passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Finding imprisoned lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now we sail on, all together,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la. |
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Pacyr
Wonderland
Temple bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, shrines glisten
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.
Gone away is Solaris,
Here to stay are the undead
He sings a doomed song,
As we go along,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.
In the alley we can find some shadows,
They attack are try to kill us
They ask: Are you native?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.
Later on, we'll conspire,
As we rest by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.
In the forest we can find some skeletons,
And nearly get ourselves all killed
We'll have lots of problems with the skeletons,
Until the cavalry chase them down.
When we travel, ain't it thrilling,
Even more undead do some killing
We'll fight and cast, remember the past,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland,
Walking in a Pacyr wonderland.
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Aruvatar's Throne
Aruvatar, Aruvatar, Aruvatar's Throne
Aruvatar search and Aruvatar find
Stunning and slaying up hordes of foes
Now the Imberb duel has begun
Aruvatar, Aruvatar, Aruvatar's Throne
Aruvatar died in ancient times
Ruling and Watching in Forgotten Realms
In the divine air.
When in old times, it's the right time
To send the god away
Aruvatar's time was a great time
To go ruling in a one god way
Get ye gone weakened god, pick up your feet
Until you find yourself alone
Weep and moan to a dead god beat
That's Aruvatar,
That's Aruvatar,
That's Aruvatar's Throne |
Claude the
Addled Alchemist
Claude, the addled alchemist
had a forgetful mind.
But if you ever met him,
you would say he was kind.
All of the other sailors
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Claude
play in any sailor games.
Then one stormy summer night
The captain came to say:
"Claude with your lack of might,
how could YOU help us tonight?"
So Claude luckily wished
and saved the doomed crew,
Who shouted out a mighty cheer
We will never forget You! |
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